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Similar to the motor boating, where you smother your face in a woman's large boobs, the Paddle Boating is when you use your tongue to "paddle" a girls vagina. (Guy) "Where you going today with your girlfriend?"
(Guy2) "Hopefully we'll go Paddle Boating, but if she's on her period, it's a no go." |
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| 2. | Paddle Boating | ||
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Like motor boating, except when the girl has small boobs. Guy 1: Heard you motor boated Susie last night.
Guy2: More like paddle boating. Chick was flat. |
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The extreme outdoor sport. Usually resulting in boat ramming and intense competitiveness. Builds great calf and quad muscles which usually implies the paddle boaters are unusually good looking. Johnny: "I went paddle boating yesterday."
Anna: "Wow, I want you." |
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| 4. | Paddle Boating | ||
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When someone masturbates. I had a nice session of paddle boating last night.
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