When someone works your sack like a punching bag, but with their feet, while you piss in their face (displaying the spurts of water that accompany paddle boating)
"Dude, you think the Dutch Rudder kicks ass?? Wait till some chick gives you the Paddle Boat... with cashmere socks on."
v. Very similar to the term motorboat
, but instead of moving one's head side to side, you use one hand on the outside of each boob, alternating pushing them back and forth against one's face while it stays still and making a vigorous, lip-vibrating "brrr" sound.
John - "Man, Mary's tits were so nice, I just Paddleboat (ed) the shit out of them!"
Placing you face/head between a woman's breasts and manually slapping yourself with her breasts.
Hunny my tits hurt from last night paddle boating adventure