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1.
An extremely rare, some say unique form of Ursus Peruvius. Its natural habitat being that of an encrusted unmade bed, surrounded by a stench unmistakable his own. Sightings are rare, but it is believed that there exists only a single compatible mating partner in the wild; the short, evidently deformed creature, know as the Clag.
(claggers): Padders
(padders): Claggers
(claggers): Padders
(padders): Claggers
(claggers): Padders
(padders): Claggers

(claggers): Thankyaaaaaah

repeat ad nauseum...
by Padders December 03, 2003
 
2.
Strange Boy, likes to tell sick jokes. possibly gay due to his unnatural attraction to boys general private areas.
padders is a strange boy
by Rudeboiii May 01, 2005