A word for loser who everyday checks on his myspace account for hookups and tries to live on a budget of collecting government checks and selling trinkets of junk for a few bucks to support his habit of eating greasy pork meals and clubbing at night. Usually he ends up either not hooking up or finding the most ugly person available for consensual sex and he has numerous sexual diseases that he never discloses because if he had any guts he would never get laid.
Oh shit! its Pablo riding the bus again selling candy on route to the latest free club. Hurry Pablo! Make sure you get to the club before the coupon no longer applies!
by Vindeg May 26, 2009

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