What is about to follow is earth shattering news. Something amazing, surprising, awesome, ironic, or shocking is about to be said.
PTD, Patrick got a new job and he's moving to Pittsburgh in three weeks.
1. Sleeping past 1 in the afternoon
2. Not wanting to go anywhere
3. Reminiscing by means of, but not limited to:
a. constantly looking at picutres from THIMUN
b. reading old MUNITYs
4. Constantly referring back to debate. For example:
a. Point of information to the chair
b. The chair would like to remind the House to speak in 3rd person
c. Point of personal priviledge!
If your loved ones have more than one of the aforementioned symptoms, he or she may be suffereing from PTD. The delegate of Tonga would like to urge the other delegates to push through these hard times and remember that there IS help.
THIMUN 2012 is on it's way.
Thank you Mr. President, have a nice day.
Delegate 2: Me either. I miss it so much
Delegate 1: Sounds like you've got a case of PTD
-depression brought on along by the ending of the most fucking amazing week of our lives.
-missing the intense debates, night life, and socializing with over 3000 newly met people
-making pun out of debate procedure
b:yea its been a great fucking week... gonna suffer from shitty ptd.. gonna miss getting shit faced every other day and waking up with a hangover to go back to the world forum :D
a: yea man we need to find people on fb and stay connected till we get over that shit :S
b: yup.. lets rape some walls :D
PTD occurs when returning back home from traveling after a long period of time. Symptoms include loss of appetite, strong feelings of nostalgia, and in some cases, depression
PTD can last up to 1.5 times the original trip length.
In some cases PTD can develop into CAS (cynical asshole syndrome). This is usually brought on by some of your old 'non travel' friends spouting bullshit about lame ass TV shows, local issues that no one gives a fuck about and showing you pictures of their kids poo.