Guy 2: "Naw man, that's a total PTA meeting, we won't be able to pick up chicks who aren't friends with our moms."
"A Parent Teacher Association meeting, but you don't have kids"
"Nooo its a Pussy Tits and Ass meeting, all girls party"
"can I come?"
"No, your a guy, you have to have pussy tits and ass to get in"