PRADDOCK 

cross between a prat and a pillock

don't just sit there you great steaming praddock

PRADDOCK by dilbert scrunchie June 11, 2003

paddock basher 

A crappy, beat up old car that is only used around a farm. usually not for work purposes, instead is used by the teenagers or kids of the farm to do skids in and totally destroy the car inside out. if you crash you paddock basher, its no big deal

City Slicker: hey bro can we do some skids in the paddock basher?

Farming teen: Sure, wanna use the toyota corolla or the mazda 323?

paddock basher by mr bog December 8, 2010

to have a roo loose in the top paddock 

An Australian colloquialism; describing someone intellectually impaired or moronic.
In the case of this phrase, the term "roo" is an abbreviation for kangaroo, an Australian marsupial.

Used emphatically, the phrase is sometimes amended to "a few roos loose in the top paddock".

To have a roo loose in the top paddock:

After John spent all those years on weed, he talked liked he had a roo loose in the top paddock.

to have a roo loose in the top paddock by MrKapper July 10, 2006

Kangaroos loose in the top paddock 

Intellectually inadequate

he's got kangaroos loose in the top paddock

Kangaroos loose in the top paddock by aenema August 16, 2003

Paddock Wood 

A small town in kent, containing many pikeys/townies. Also known as pikey wood.

'God you hear about that fight in Pikey Wood?

Hear about the fight in Paddock Wood?

Paddock Wood by Pablo ravanavi rinavani January 15, 2007

wank paddock 

truck stop

the wank paddock was full of trucks with the curtains closed.
in the middle of the day.

wank paddock by decembeard December 10, 2012

Top Paddock 

As a farmer it natural that you keep your best cows in the Top Paddock. If a girl is classed as Top Paddock material she is a big heifer, has a solid rump, and big thighs. Great qualities for your next BBQ but not as your guest!

Mate, shes in the top paddock, I wouldn't take her on a date anywhere.

She ain't no unicorn, shes in the top paddock for sure!

Top Paddock by Piano Player July 26, 2018