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A Portuguese kid that comes to North America, and tries to sell his stale breadsticks.
1- EWW, what the Fump is this?
2- that would be my breadsticks :(
1- THERE FUMPING STALE.
1- GO BACK TO PORTUGAL... STUPID PORTUMAN.
by MADBALLFTFW March 15, 2009

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