Poon is a woman's vagina. There is also poon royalty as in the Poon King, the Prince of Poon and the Poon apprentice. These are the un-official masters of poon.
1. Lets go out tonight and get some poon.
2. I was with the the Poon King last night and he hooked me up with some sweet poon.
3. Hey look at the size of that poon!
1) v. To ask for something immasculine in a masculine way
2) n. Pussy, Sex
3) n. Wuss, Mooch. One who borrows more money than will ever own in his life
1) Can I poon a ride home today?
2) Did you get any poon from that girl last night?
3)You're such a poon! You mooch off of everyone!
someone who ignores someones phone calls and acts like a little bitch
Brad likes to call ross a poon when he ignores his phone calls
A person who can be considered a douche, dickish, and obnoxious
Jon is a poon to the tenth degree
verb. (i) The act of spending time with one's girlfriend/female partner instead of choosing to do so with male friends.
(ii) The act of sexual intercourse.
Can be used in many forms.
Guy 1: "Coming out later for a few beers?"
Guy 2: "Nah sorry, I'm pooning"
Guy 1: "Are you pooning later?"
Guy 2: "Ye we're going for dinner"
Guy 1: "Bender!"
Guy 1: "Where'd you end up last night?"
Guy 2: "Went back to mine with that bird I was with"
Guy 1: "Did you poon?"
Guy 2: "Nah, got head though"
Guy 1: "Lad!"
to get off with someone / hook up with someone, to have sex (though not necessarily sex)
did you get any poon last night?
noun (pronounced "pooh-n); 1) A woman's vagina
2) Short for "punnany" (Poon - ann - ee)
"I am gonna get mad poon tonight."