by Colgatepony August 31, 2011
A pant boner. The crotch area of any pants or shorts where the zipper rises up, hence making it seem like the person has a boner.
by bakenshake May 1, 2010
* fap fap fap
Guy 1: What the hell is that?
Guy 2: (listens) oh thats just Darren.
Guy 1: Dude! is he jackin it?
Guy 2: Yep I hear Rainbow Dash talking. Don't worry he just has a Poner
Guy 1: Oh ok
Guy 1: What the hell is that?
Guy 2: (listens) oh thats just Darren.
Guy 1: Dude! is he jackin it?
Guy 2: Yep I hear Rainbow Dash talking. Don't worry he just has a Poner
Guy 1: Oh ok
by jrfredrick May 22, 2013
A poner is someone who poses to be a stoner. They claim they’re ‘pros’ and total weed masters but have no idea wtf they’re doing or talking about.
“I passed the blunt to Becka and she didn’t even inhale it wastin all my weed actin fake high n shit. She got the blunt hella wet too, I aint smoking with her again.”
“She a poner bro. She bought an 8th for 50 dollars, she clueless.”
“She a poner bro. She bought an 8th for 50 dollars, she clueless.”
by lulbaby.c May 1, 2019
A mixture between a Prep and a Stoner; a person who smokes the sacred herb and/or has a positive out look on marijuana, but is also considered to be in the social category of Preppy based upon the Hollister, Abercrombie&Fitch, American Eagle, &Aeropostale brand clothing they wear and by the follow out of regular preppy activities such as shit talking*, being two-faced*, and homewrecking*.
* = Actions may vary.
* = Actions may vary.
Person 1: Hey, dude. One of the Ashley's came to school today totally baked off her ass.
Person 2: Yeah, heard she's a Poner now.
Person 2: Yeah, heard she's a Poner now.
by BrittanyTheGinger(; February 2, 2011
Portmanteau for "powder boner"; defined as the fictional erection that one gets from skiing on 25+ inches of fresh powder on a bluebird day.
by Organ Grinder February 29, 2012
PONERIZED or Ponerated means that one can no longer make the distinction between healthy and pathological thought processes and logic. One who is "ponerated" is no longer able to draw a line between correct thinking and deviate thinking.
And it's my choice to remove ignorant, ponerated people from my Facebook friends when they argue with me.
by amidala64 June 11, 2010