Plinkey 

Adj. This is a delightful nonsense word that my sister and I made up and used as kids to describe music from an upright player piano with tacks on the hammers.

That plinkey music always makes me think of pizza at Shakeys.

Plinkey by Dr. Knapp February 23, 2009

poinky 

Adjective - Describes nipples in a very erect state of being due to excitement, cold or stimulation. Poinky nipples are hard enough to cut glass.

Di's nipples became very poinky after I rubbed ice cubes on them.

poinky by Chuck D. Bones September 11, 2009

Pinkeye 

The result of having a male ejaculate in one's eye. Also known as the 'hot monocle'

Steve has pinkeye, he got a hot monocle last nigt.

Pinkeye by Baulchy666 August 17, 2009

Pinkeye 

During the act of eating out a pussy from behind, your eye accidently brushes up against her asshole resulting in this terrible affliction. Usually occurs when bedding unclean whores you picked up of the street.

I ate out this random at the club last night and know I've got a bad case of the pinkeye.

Pinkeye by Sinodax November 14, 2014

Ponkey 

A Ponkey is synonymous with something that doesn't exist. However, many believe it exists. It doesn't. Even if it does, it's probably the turdiest thing this world has ever seen.

Hammie: Do you see that ponkey over there on that chiffarobe?
Anonymous51993: Um, not really because it's not there. It's just a figment of your imagination.
Hammie: NO ITS NOT IT'S REAL!!!
Anonymous51993: (Kills Hammie with a chiffarobe)

Ponkey by Gobada March 26, 2008

Honkey Ponkey 

The act of getting up to things in the bedroom.

Geoffrey: Where were you last night dude?

Fred: I was busy. You wouldn't believe the honkey ponkey me the the lady got up to.

Honkey Ponkey by slimeydirtcat January 7, 2011

poke a pinkey up a puckered pooper 

When her ass is so tight you can barely poke your pinkey in it.

I was gonna fuck her up the ass but she was so tight all I could do was poke a pinkey up a puckered pooper

poke a pinkey up a puckered pooper by Jimmythejerk May 27, 2020