pms
The week or so of month where girls expirience horrible pain, crazy mood swings, blood streaming out of their vagina, and the desire to curl up in a ball and possibly never move again.

And the thing is guys are right, girls are crazy ass bitches when they are pmsing but they complain about girls using pms as an excuse to bitch and not give blow jobs or have sex. Hey how bout you try getting repeatedly getting kicked in the balls and gut while having a cotton stick shoved up your ass and act normal.

It's not that big of a deal if you give girls a little space when she's being bitchy and not complain bout getting no ass.
guy: babe wanna suck my dick
girl: I hope you drop dead
guy: jeez your a real bitch
girl: go away
guy: this sucks balls
girl: *pulls out a knife
guy: oh jeezus she's pmsing
by ieatbrains2400 April 04, 2012
PMS
The worst time of the month for a man, similar to hell or slow bloody death. During a woman's pms, she becomes a beast, not as bad as the devil but pretty damn close. Not the best time to ask for sex, or do much of anything involving your girlfriend. In other words, leave her the fuck alone! Women are also known to pull out concealed weapons in pms

*Pms stands for pre menstrual syndrome or pass me the shotgun

Signs of pms are
Bitchyness
•uncontrolable anger in a woman
•Demented mood swings
•threats of murder or suicide
•sudden growth of a tail and horns

*girls say its a hard time for them, but thats no reason to take out your anger and concealed weapons on us men. We're trying to help (unless we're not)
Girl-i hate you!
Boy- what the fuck did i do?
Girl- oh my god i fuckin love you!!!
Boy- WHAT???
Girl- (pulls out a pistol) Get the fuck out of my fuckin house you fuckin pervert!!!
Boy- oh shit, its that time of the month. I hate PMS
by Da fat rat wit da cheese July 19, 2009
PMS
The time of the month when men need to be the MOST understanding of women but instead act like immature assholes and do everything from blaming little arguments with a girl on PMS to cheating on a girlfriend or spouse because she has PMS. Guys, seriously, all girls want is to feel like you care, even when we are being completely irrational. Think how irrational you'd be if you were experiencing pain like that of constantly being kicked in the nuts while passing a kidney stone.
Girl: I hate you! I never want to see you again!
Guy: Sweetie, I know you don't mean that.
*hug*
Girl: Well... I guess I overreacted a little. I do have PMS this week.
by Kate Moran November 20, 2006
PMS
Pre-Menstrual Syndrome. What women go through if they aren't pregnant. Women on PMS tend to be bitchy, and angry for no reason. If your friend is on it, RUN FOR YOU LIFE!
There isn't much I envy about gay guys, but at least their boyfriends don't have PMS.
by Militant Liberal April 16, 2005
PMS
Most people believe it to mean Premenstrual Syndrome, however upon closer examination one will realize it is more closely translated as Present Menstrual Syndrome, as the symptoms carry on through the entire time a women is on her period.

Me:
I have PMS.
You:
Wait, but your period already started.
Me:
Yes, I have Present Menstrual Syndrome.
You:
Oh. Fuck that.
by crzywildchick804 May 27, 2008
PMS
What guys try to use when they think another girl is being bitchy, but ends up sounding like a retarded jerk to other girls.

John: What is she, PMSing?! GOD.

Kate: John, what the hell...

Jackie: You're so immature.
by Jalopy May 22, 2007
PMS
week before period, tickd off easily, sick feeling, cramps, puke, headaches, tickd off easily....and 2 all of u guys who put that its a horrible excuse to bitch or its just an excuse its NOT. yall wouldnt have the slightest clue about PMS and how it makes you feel its NOT an excuse dumbasseslike yall would know....lmao...i wrote this and im on my period..but fo real tho.lol..it cant be helped...so shove it
Back the fuck up befo i show u wdf bitchen really is!! <<< PMS
by WunLoveParis September 29, 2005
PMS
A psychological condition that occurs a day or two before and/or during menstruation that anyone who's ever lived with a woman for longer than 2 months can confirm is not a myth.

This is a serious phenomenon in which a woman will say things that can irreparably damage a relationship, treat their partner with a disrepect he (or she) hasn't earned, and estrange them from anyone who does not suffer from the condition.
It took me a year to figure out that the times my girlfriend was acting like a nut were the few days before she was on her rag.

Now, she puts her period on the calendar, and I mark the two days prior as PMS times in which I make sure to hang out with my friends in another town. I don't try to argue with her during this time because I can't deal with the enormous logical fallacies that a woman suffering this condition produces.

dude: ite i'm out. cya tomorrow.
chick: you're going to fuck another woman aren't you. AREN'T YOU?!?
dude: yes, that makes sense. see you tomorrow.
by ianp March 22, 2008
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