pms
The week or so of month where girls expirience horrible pain, crazy mood swings, blood streaming out of their vagina, and the desire to curl up in a ball and possibly never move again.

And the thing is guys are right, girls are crazy ass bitches when they are pmsing but they complain about girls using pms as an excuse to bitch and not give blow jobs or have sex. Hey how bout you try getting repeatedly getting kicked in the balls and gut while having a cotton stick shoved up your ass and act normal.

It's not that big of a deal if you give girls a little space when she's being bitchy and not complain bout getting no ass.
guy: babe wanna suck my dick
girl: I hope you drop dead
guy: jeez your a real bitch
girl: go away
guy: this sucks balls
girl: *pulls out a knife
guy: oh jeezus she's pmsing
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PMS
PREmenstrual syndrome. I'm surprised to see how dumb people are. This is NOT a period!! This is a time BEFORE a period when there are hormonal imbalances causing the symptoms that men hate. But woman can't help it so don't criticize them because you don't know what it's like.
Sometimes I feel stupid afterward when I overreact about things because of my bad PMS...
by iluvRHCP January 23, 2009

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PMS
1. A time that is far more unpleasant for women than for men.

2. The reason the pill is such a blessing.
If you felt like this, you'd be grumpy too.

The pill = skippable periods = no PMS
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PMS
A condition where women, before their period, experience these symptoms:

A- Anxiety: irritable, crying without reason, verbally and sometimes physically abuse, feeling "out of control", or Dr. Jekyl-Mr. Hyde behavior changes.

D- Depression: confused, clumsy, forgetful, withdrawn, fearful, paranoid, suicidal thoughts and rarely suicidal actions.

C- Cravings: food cravings, usually for sweets or chocolate; dairy products including cheese, and on occasion, alcohol or food in general.

H- Heaviness or Headache: Fluid retention leading to headache, breast tenderness, abdominal bloating and weight gain.

But not as many women as people believe have PMS. Sometimes people are just bitchy because things are happening in their lives. But with all those symptoms, it's hard not to feel crappy and mean, no?
PMS is no excuse to be a bitch. Suck it up.
by Angus the superduck June 10, 2005

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PMS
A phrase used by an asshat man as an argument-ending device to discredit a woman's entirely valid criticisms of him, especially to a public audience of other males.

The use of the phrase 'pre-menstrual' will be applied regardless of what point in her menstrual cycle she is, or if she even menstruates at all.

Any attempt to point this inaccuracy out will be shouted down with an exclamation of "Ew! TMI!"
Female Coworker: Harry, could you please not loudly discuss your sex tour to Amsterdam whilst I am on the phone to a client? It is rather unbusinesslike.
Male Asshat Coworker: Oooo... *to whole office* SALLY'S PMSing! Run for your lives!
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PMS
1. PRE-MENSTRUAL SYNDROME
2. Period Menstrual Cycle
3. Period Mood Swings

A bad time of the month for most women.

-a discharging of blood, secretions, and tissue debris from the uterus that recurs in nonpregnant human and other primate females of breeding age at approximately monthly intervals and that is considered to represent a readjustment of the uterus to the nonpregnant state following proliferative changes accompanying the preceding ovulation-
pms= jrfela;ntmelamr,e.a/mdsa
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pms
a curse on all women that kicks in every month. Guys act like women over-react, but they don't know the pain and suffering they go through! guys, be nice to your girlfriend (or wife) when she is on her period.
great, im pms'ing
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pms
what guys refer to as the worst time of the month.

but what i refer to it as, is the time of the month where men bitch and complain about not getting ass and blame everything on the woman.

yes, woman are more irritable at this time, but guys need to look at it through the woman's perspective.
for the guys who can't imagine what it feels like:

PMS is like having a raccoon scratch it's way out of your stomach, a toddler riding on your back all day, being force fed 20 pounds of rice, AND pulling paper out of your ass covered in blood every few hours.

you try doing that and act like nothing's wrong.
by commonsensespeaking July 21, 2009

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