The week or so of month where girls expirience horrible pain, crazy mood swings, blood streaming out of their vagina, and the desire to curl up in a ball and possibly never move again.

And the thing is guys are right, girls are crazy ass bitches when they are pmsing but they complain about girls using pms as an excuse to bitch and not give blow jobs or have sex. Hey how bout you try getting repeatedly getting kicked in the balls and gut while having a cotton stick shoved up your ass and act normal.

It's not that big of a deal if you give girls a little space when she's being bitchy and not complain bout getting no ass.
guy: babe wanna suck my dick
girl: I hope you drop dead
guy: jeez your a real bitch
girl: go away
guy: this sucks balls
girl: *pulls out a knife
guy: oh jeezus she's pmsing
by ieatbrains2400 April 04, 2012
acronym for pre-menstrual syndrome. characterized by extreme anger and aggressiveness.

many girls like to use this as an excuse to be an asshole. i mean, come on, i dont have to see used pads or tampons to know that a girl physically cannot menstruate most every day.
while i understand that girls could be feeling shitty about menstrual cramps, and i understand that pms is a real thing, i think only a fucked up whore uses pms as an excuse for bitching.
by unusu-al May 16, 2004
An Abbreviation for Potted Meat Sandwitch
Alex: Hey Kelton want a bite of my P.M.S.
Kelton: wtf are you talking about choad?!
Alex: No my Potted Meat Sandwitch.
Kelton: Yeah i'll try a bite
by ill jake August 13, 2007
P.M.S is a abbreviation used during text-messaging and IM conversations meaning; Pretty Much the Same
Guy1- What are you doing?

Guy2- Not much, you?

Guy1- Oh well P.M.S., I've had a pretty uneventful day.

Guy2- Oh?! That's cool, I guess
by Freddy P. January 28, 2008
A poorly defigned set of "symptoms" that women "experiance" durring or near their menstral cycle. It has been proven however that women do not experiance more "symptoms" during their period than when they are not on their period, however when a women has her period and experiances these "symptoms" she and others often will blame it on the period. In other cultures periods are ofent viewed in a veriety of ways that are better or worse than the misconseption here in western culture. but overall PMS is a myth that continues to exist because of womens hypersensitivity to any ailments they feel when on their period. it is also suggested that negitive mind over matter may play a role as well.

about the only thing thats been proven to be a symptom of PMS is getting cramps, and not all women get bad cramps either.
"women never belive that PMS is a myth no matter how much
evidence you put infront of them, its like they WANT to have PMS"

Girl:oh god having PMS sucks! i hate head aches"
Rationalist:Youve been having migrains all through this month! quit blamming this stuff on your period

Girl: oh jees i dont want to go on a date that week it's my period, ill get a head ache!
Rationalist:You sure as hell will with that attitude
by Autumn Rosette November 13, 2006
the biggest conspiracy ever
Bob: my girlfriend is PMSing, can i come over?
Ian: don't fall for that shit, she is just being a bitch. slap her across the face and tell her to knock it off.
by Ian Wetzel September 14, 2004
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