The time before, and during a women's menstrual cycle.
It causes some women to become bloated, irritable,have severe cramps and mood swings. Most of the time eating chocolate helps. ^^'

Btw women are not BITCHY during this time of the month. Their hormones are raging in their bodies causing different emotions to occur. It is NOT a reason for men to run away screaming.
by killi August 21, 2008
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the time when you should put a restraing order on your wife, move away, change your name, and come back when the army calls an all clear.

if your a kid build a bomb shelter with enough food to last you sevel days. and prepare for ww3.

if you have a g friend do all of the following buy her flowers every day and be her slave until it is clear then you might get laid.
your mom on her time of the mounth run for your life
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When your friend has major mood swings, from being excited and running around like a bumble bee, to sitting there with a grouchy look on her face saying she hates her life.
Me: Why don't we go do something today?
Her: SURE! Sounds great!
Her: Do i look okay?
Me: Of course! You look fine, lets go.
Her: No, i dont want to, i look ugly, my nose is huge, and i have zits everywhere.
Me: Really, you look fine, come on lets go.
Her: STOP BEING SO PUSHY! God just leave me alone!
Me: Just go take a Midol miss PMS, and lets go.
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OH NO! We pissed her off while she is was in PMS! NOW SHE'S GOING TO TURN INTO THE INCREDIBLE HULK!
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Pre-Mestrual-Syndrome...When a girl is about to get her period and she gets pissed off at everything.
Jen- "Screw You!!!" "Go the fuck away you annoying little bitch!"

Mike- " Wow she's P.M.S.ing.
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Pissy Man Syndrome, a very common affliction in boyfriends and husbands.
Girl 1: My boyfriend totally had a bf (bitch fit) when i asked for ice cream at the movies.
Girl 2: He must have PMS
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i dont know why everyone is saying all this shit about pms! its just before and during a girls menstruation week when she might get cravings, get bloated, get bitchy, have mood swings, cramps etc.
there are no examples of pms. its different for everyone.
by Lili333 April 17, 2007
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