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PMS
innate bitchiness of a woman between age 9 and age 56 just before her period
they call it PMS because the expression Mad Cow was already taken
by Jake March 04, 2004
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PMS
Pre-Menstrual Sushi: Un-cooked red snapper rolled in toliet paper, wrapped with a cotton string for easy serving-Best when eaten on a Summers eve.
That Japanese restaraunt had great egg-rolls- But the PMS (Pre-Menstrual Sushi) and Wasabe sauce had the perfect mix of flavor and texture. Can I get a doggy bag?
by Buford December 22, 2005
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pms
acronym for pre-menstrual syndrome. characterized by extreme anger and aggressiveness.

many girls like to use this as an excuse to be an asshole. i mean, come on, i dont have to see used pads or tampons to know that a girl physically cannot menstruate most every day.
while i understand that girls could be feeling shitty about menstrual cramps, and i understand that pms is a real thing, i think only a fucked up whore uses pms as an excuse for bitching.
by unusu-al May 16, 2004
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PMS
Pissy Mood Syndrome
HE is PMSing
by ashley May 08, 2004
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PMS
Mad Cow Disease.
The cows died of PMS.
by KS May 28, 2003
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An Abbreviation for Potted Meat Sandwitch
Alex: Hey Kelton want a bite of my P.M.S.
Kelton: wtf are you talking about choad?!
Alex: No my Potted Meat Sandwitch.
Kelton: Yeah i'll try a bite
by ill jake August 13, 2007
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PMS
Permanent menstrual syndrome
My girl is such a bitch, she suffers from PMS.
by Juana Phuck February 02, 2006
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PMS
A poorly defigned set of "symptoms" that women "experiance" durring or near their menstral cycle. It has been proven however that women do not experiance more "symptoms" during their period than when they are not on their period, however when a women has her period and experiances these "symptoms" she and others often will blame it on the period. In other cultures periods are ofent viewed in a veriety of ways that are better or worse than the misconseption here in western culture. but overall PMS is a myth that continues to exist because of womens hypersensitivity to any ailments they feel when on their period. it is also suggested that negitive mind over matter may play a role as well.

about the only thing thats been proven to be a symptom of PMS is getting cramps, and not all women get bad cramps either.
"women never belive that PMS is a myth no matter how much
evidence you put infront of them, its like they WANT to have PMS"

Girl:oh god having PMS sucks! i hate head aches"
Rationalist:Youve been having migrains all through this month! quit blamming this stuff on your period

Girl: oh jees i dont want to go on a date that week it's my period, ill get a head ache!
Rationalist:You sure as hell will with that attitude
by Autumn Rosette November 13, 2006
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