| 3. | PMD | ||
|
Stands for "Put Me Down" meaning to fill one in or catch someone up on current information/situation(s). "Fuck these games man, it's time for you to PMD."
|
|||
| 1. | PMD | ||
|
PMD stands for Post Masturbation Depression and it is the period of time after masturbation when there is no desire for sexual activites. Girl: Hi, wanna shag me?
Man: No, fuck off, i have PMD. |
|||
| 2. | PMD | ||
|
Policy Manual Douche
In the workplace it refers to a middle-manager without the slightest education or wherewith-all to make, and stand by, a decision on their own. The PMD's greatest operational crutch is the company policy manual. Their only quality is having the ability to summarize rules and regulations that were written by someone else. A PMD fears repercussions from upper management and therefore stifles the possibility of a cheerful and productive atmosphere in the workplace. Without the capacity to think independently and offer viable real-world solutions to problems the PMD can literally be replaced by a 30 page company handbook. PMD: I gotta mark you as being tardy this morning.
John: What? I stay late four days a week on my own recognizance. PMD: Sorry, my hands are tied. You know the rules. Besides, corporate is coming down on me for allowing you to slide. John: Sounds good. I'll also stop working overtime voluntarily since the rules state my hours as 9-5 with a 1 hr lunch. PMD: Wish I could help you out. John: You just did. |
|||
|
|
|||
| 4. | PMD | ||
|
Pimp Master Daddy. Jake: Damn, all the girls want to dance with him.
Dave: Yup, he's PMD. |
|||
| 5. | PMD | ||
|
In computing, stands for Personal Media Drive: an extra hard drive to backup your files to. Have you backed up your files to your PMD lately?
|
|||
| 6. | pmd | ||
|
Polish Mine Detector
In Roleplaying a low level character who's only purpose is to open suspicious looking boxes etc. - Should I search for traps?
- Not enough time, just send the PMD |
|||
|
|
|||
| 7. | PMD | ||
|
Pull My Dik
this was writtn by manni so im claiming this abbreviation for maself and as my own so wen its famous they know who made it up!!!! eg im going to shower n PMD before bed
|
|||
