"President I'd like to fuck." - Finally women will be able to use ilf-isms with style and class.
Future President of the United States Barack Obama is the P.I.L.F. of my dreams.
by Watt Evers June 12, 2008
Pirate I'd like to fuck
Person 1: I might watch Pirates of the Caribbean later.
Person 2: Dayum Jack Sparrow is such a PILF
by Hollyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy March 29, 2010
politician id like to forget
sara palin is a pilf
by upwing July 10, 2009
Pony I'd like to fuck
Twilight is a total PILF ...you know it's true.
by Imtotallynotafurry November 12, 2011
Plant I'd Like To Fuck, a term usually used by a plant-fucker
Man, that hydrangea is a PILF. How much is it?
by jaggededge1313 February 11, 2010
Paraplegic I'd like to fuck
Look at that PILF in the wheelchair, she's a hottie!
by seemor bunz September 29, 2009
Pineapple I'd Like to Fuck

When you see a pineapple in the supermarket that is just so tempting, you find it hard to resist the burning urges to have sexual intercourse with said pineapple.
"Oh my God, Honey, look at that pineapple. Is that not a beautiful pineapple?"
"I see what you mean. That pineapple is such a PILF."
"Let's buy it before someone else can!"
"We'll have fun tonight."
by PINAPHILE March 09, 2009

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