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63.
a gross mutton-head
Adam Clifton is a pilf
by kajennifer August 06, 2004
 
1.
Platapus I'd like to fuck.
"Do you see that platapus? Thats a fucking PILF!!!!"
by Rockwjz November 12, 2004
 
2.
Professor I'd Like (to) Fuck
My hot, young Spanish prof is a total PILF
by Sarah December 10, 2003
 
3.
President I'd like to fuck.
Cristina Fernández de Kirchner of Argentina is a total PILF.
by Alex Pieron November 11, 2007
 
4.
Pie I'd like to fuck; everyone has had one of these experiences.

You take a fresh baked oven out of the pie and it's sitting on the counter- mocking you. The only thing that can possibly overcome your lust for this fresh baked American goodness is some good fornication.

One must not go overboard when seeing just any pie. Many pies are attempting to be PILFs but us PILFHunters know the different- those imitation pies are just sluts!
Wife: Honey! I baked you a fresh pie!

Husband: *blood begins to boil- level of lust increases* OMFG! I MUST HAVE YOU HONEY!

Wife: But baby, it's early in the afternoon!

Husband: NOT YOU! THAT PIE! It's totally a PILF!
by Edal January 30, 2009
 
5.
Princess I'd like to Fuck. With the demise of the big D, it left a gaping hole in the Royal Wank department. The addition of Ms. Middleton re-ignites the fires in the loins of her future subjects.
Finally, Prince William has given us a PILF.
Kate Middleton is a true PILF.
Forget the Princess of Monaco , we have our own PILF now.
God save our gracious PILF
by PILFHUNTER1 January 13, 2011
 
6.
Preggo I'd like to fuck.
My neighbor is pregnant. She is the hottest pilf on the block.
by Philfster December 09, 2009
 
7.
Pokémon I'd like to Fuck
Pikachu
Bellosum
Jynx
Claffarri
Snorlax
Jiggly Puff

That (insert name of Pokémon here) is a PILF!
Check out that PILF! I wanna show her my hydropump!
by vontrick January 26, 2010