Party Hard, Party Often.
"Dude, I drove like 10 miles without my headlights on while simultaneously receiving head. PHPO."
"Last night, I went to this kickin' rad party in some random hangar and they were somehow able to sneak some elephants in there so we gave each of the elephants some kegs and rode on their backs while wearing turbans. PHPO."
"Some bitch in Oblivion asked 19 gold pieces for a dagger. I slapped her in the face and got it for 5. PHPO"
"I just quit my job so I could get a job as a hooker instead. PHPO."
"A Night at the Roxbury is a kickass movie. Will Ferrell knows whats up. PHPO."