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PHD is usually confused by many people as something entirely different. A PHD is when you get a high qualification, a doctorate. It is usually mistaken for standing for 'Pretty Huge Dick' <Shower room, Cambridge University>
Dr.Ralph: Whoa! Where'd you get your PHD? Dr. Paedo: It was actually at this University not long ago. A proud acheivement! Dr Ralph: Ahh, A late bloomer where you? Well I wish mine was as big! Dr. Paedo: huh? You have one too! Dr Ralph: Well thanks, but yours is much bigger, its huge! Dr. Paedo: What are we talking about here? Dr. Ralph: Your PHD...pretty huge dick? Dr. Paedo: Oh haha! I'm afraid my poor friend that you have been misinformed. PHD is a qualification such as ours! A doctorate! Dr. Ralph: Oh I see!!! |
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Pretty Huge Dick Even though I aint finish school I got a PHD, A Pretty Huge Dick
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An acronym for "Doctor of Philosphy" Hey Ian - I'll be getting my PhD soon
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The final tier of academic excess.
B.S. = bullshit M.S. = more shit Ph.D. = piled higher and deeper. I know everything! I have a Ph.D.!
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Doctor of Philosophy. No, you dont have to be a Philosophy major to receive this! If you break it down, philosophy simply means; Theory of Knoqledge. Therefore receiving a PhD will mean that you are a Doctor of "Theory of Knowledge" in your major. You are an expert and you know all there is to know about what you studied!
P.s; Most of the time, following receiving a PhD, many end up one of the two types of researchers. College Professors, or Lab researchers. I have a PhD in Computer Science, I am an expert I know everything about Computers!
Woahhh, Jasmine got a PhD in Culinary Arts.. I can't believe she survived 6 whole years in college! <.> Go Jas! |
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Playa hater's degree Jamal: I got some ass last night at da club
Curtis: nigga please, you aint got nottin' up in da club Jamal: Don't try an' playa hate on me, im not the one wit the phd |
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Doctor of Philosophy and the highest educational degree. Typically confirmed upon those with the greatest of intellect, who, strangely enough, possess a vast reservoir of complex knowledge most suitable for the classrooms of higher education, but for reasons unknown, when placed into the real world, typically need a third hand to find their own ass. Peter: Wow! Professor Johnson sure was amazing in class today, wasn’t he?
Mike: Well, he does have a PHD you know. Peter: Gosh – that explains it! Peter: Hey – who’s that jackass that works in the mail room? Mike: That’s Bill Johnson. He has a PHD Peter: Well – that explains it! |
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A nice way of saying:
"I understand/know a lot of complicated bullshit that you couldn't grasp even if it were your dick after 8 hours of hot lesbian porn." It was once believed PhD was actually French for "Fuck off idiot," but this was actually proved wrong by brain-box PhD holders after years of research. Some guy: Ugh, I can't solve this 3rd order partial differential equation...
Professor "blah, blah", PhD : I can, thus my mental-dick is bigger than yours. Checkmate. |
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