PHB
Literally "Pointy Haired Boss" as featured in the long running Dilbert cartoons by Scot Adams. The phrase suggests an office manager with above average incompetance, general cluelessness and an ability to prevent anyone else in the office from doing any useful work.

Actual pointy hair is not a requirement for PHBs, but there is strong annecdotal evidence that they will rapidly develop the distinctive hairstyle.
My PHB asked me if the firewall was a serious fire hazard.
by robcraine March 07, 2006
PHB
Acronym: Possible Hot Bastard
Commonly used by lol-whores in an attempt to describe men they find attractive who will ultimately turn out to be some form of jerk, ass, ass clown, dick, dick face, etc.
MILF: OMG, look at that guy over there!

Lol-whore: Oh, that's Mark, the PHB. I'd stay away if I were you

MILF: Nah, I just want a good time anyway.
by JK Lotus August 04, 2009
PHB
"Pink-Haired Beauty" A term used by Draco/Ginny shippers to describe the two Harry Potter characters' would-be children. It comes from the idea that their kids would have pink hair due to Ginny's red hair and Malfoy's white hair, when mixed together would create pink.
Bystander: "Aww look at their PHB, she's so adorable!"
Harry: *Grumbles and stalks away*
by Cassandra_L_B August 02, 2007
PHB
"pee in her butt" (or i'd phb)used as a term for women, can be both derrogatory and a compliment depending on the situation.
as a derrogatory towards an unattractive women
"ughhh i'd phb"
or towards attractive women
"hey, i'd phb"
by jake strange January 08, 2008
PHB
"Psycho Hose-Beast," eg. a woman. From the movie "Waynes World."
That woman's clock is ticking so hard, it's turned her into a psycho hose-beast.
by Joseph Hillenburg February 19, 2005
PHB
An encryption key made by dilbert to keep people from reading his e-amils. Dogbert pointed out he didn't need it since his emails are worthless anyways.
I use the PHB to encrypt my messages.
by Wilfred March 18, 2005
phb
Stands for Poopy Head Bastard
"That Dude is such a poopy head bastard!" said Joanne.
by frostola May 24, 2005

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