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Literally "Pointy Haired Boss" as featured in the long running Dilbert cartoons by Scot Adams. The phrase suggests an office manager with above average incompetance, general cluelessness and an ability to prevent anyone else in the office from doing any useful work.

Actual pointy hair is not a requirement for PHBs, but there is strong annecdotal evidence that they will rapidly develop the distinctive hairstyle.
My PHB asked me if the firewall was a serious fire hazard.
by robcraine March 07, 2006
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as in Dilbert
by Anonymous August 06, 2003
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PHB means penthouse best.It is written on walls by a crew of teenagers,as a graffiti.
Guy:Man,who drew a PHB graffiti on the wall???

Guy 2:Those nine graders from the crew,who else.
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one of the meanings of PHB is "paint house best"It is usually written on the walls,as a graffiti by teenagers.
Guy 1:What did those guys write on the school wall yesterday?

Guy 2:PHB,like always.The teachers are going to be pissed off.
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one of the meanings of PHB is "paint house best"It is usually written on the walls,as a graffiti by teenagers.
Guy 1:What did those guys write on the school wall yesterday?

Guy 2:PHB,like always.The teachers are going to be pissed off.
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DDPHREAK1: i'm telling you it's a +3 agility!
DDPHREAK2: not it's not! it's +2!
DDPRHEAK3: peace my people. let us consult the almighty PHB
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Hey check out that girl i heard she is a phb
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