Keep it in the bedroom, we don't need to know that stuff. Obviously if you can't contain your amorous posts to yourself, you must "love them more than life itself".
Steve: "I love you so much hun"
Sara: "I can't wait to see you later! I love you more than life itself"
These relationships seem to be the kind that need to prove themselves. They tend not to last.
PFA is the most polite way by which such seasonal visitors are referred by native Mainers. More commonly in a more directly negative connotation the term "masshole" will be used.