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November 7, 2008 Urban Word of the Day
Post-Election-Withdrawl-Syndrome:
The feeling of general depletion and emptiness in the few days after a presidential election. Caused by the sudden withdrawal of any campaign coverage, sound bites, or pictures of babies being kissed. May be accompanied by aimless clicking on news websites looking for something to read. *NOTE: This condition has been observed in people whether their chosen candidate won or not. Wife, to her Doctor: "I'm worried about my husband. Ever since the 4th, he's just been sitting at home wandering the New York Times and CNN for hours on end."
Doctor: "I wouldn't worry about it. He probably just has an acute case of PEWS. He should be back on his feet by the end of the week." |
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(Pussy Eating Withdrawal Syndrome) the state of fiending for eating of a woman's lovely shebiscuit also known as the lady cake or vagina/pussy. I could tell I was suffering from PEWS when all I could think about was going to town on her lady matter.
Female: "I could tell he had a severe case of PEWS because as soon as he went down on me I had crushed him with my thighs. That's how good it was" |
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