People who Eat and Torture Animals

People in this club represent a large population of gay america.
Every woman who has had oral sex with Pam Anderson jointed PETA directly after.
by RichTheDude July 23, 2006
To summarize everyhting: Animal Rights Terrorists.
If you eat that chicken, Peta agents will slaughter you in your bed.
by SyNySteR September 30, 2006
An animal rights organization. Contrary to popular belief, PETA does not stand for "People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals," but "Poorly Educated Teen Activists," due to the fact that this organization thrives on the support of gullible preteen emo crybabies who would do anything to help a cause, even if it means ruining a couple lives.

Ingrid Newkirk, a tyranical, psychotic bitch, who claimed, in her will, that she would like her dead body to be barbecued and eaten, runs PETA with an iron fist and only steps out of the shadows for a quick publicity shot. Her gopher-like complexion and high-pitched chipmunk-like voice, laced with a British accent, makes her easy to spot in a crowd.

Newkirk is also known as the Furher of the new Fourth Reich, and the third anti-christ, but these are speculations at best.

Like other radical groups, PETA frowns on free will amongst its members. This is evident on the PETA2 boards, where anything that, and anyone who, does not support PETA's insane mantra is automatically squashed and deleted. This is to prevent the further contamination of PETA's brainwashed "Hitler youth."

The organization has supported many outlandish campaigns, such as the Holocaust On Your Plate campaign and the Your Mommy/Daddy Kills Animals pamphlets they hand out to 2nd graders with the intent to make the kids' parents beat the shit out of the activist who handed out the material.

However, PETA is the most notorious for their bogus (and rather idiotic) "Kentucky Fried Cruelty" campaign, sparking activists across the country to unite in a BS cause that has been disputed over and over again to people who do nothing but cover their ears and go "LALALALALALALA!!!"

Each KFC protest requires three things:

1. Two stick figures and some idiot in a chicken suit.
2. Cardboard signs saying something retarded like "KFC TORCHURZ CHIKIES OMFG!!11!" or "I'M A LOSER WHO CAN'T GET LAID!"
3. The inability to shut the fuck up.

Other PETA protests, not specifically about KFC, can be recognized by the loud-mouthed stick-like vegan dumbasses wearing white shirts and shouting obscenities to no one in particular while holding up "IF U EET MEET U R GAY" signs.

These "stick-like vegan dumbasses" (known as "Petardus Nobrainus" in scientific circles), can be recognized by their pale skin color, PETA logos on everything they wear, and the inability to keep their mouth shut for even the smallest iota of time. If a PETA groupie attacks, lash out with a quick dose of Laughter, or, if that fails, kick them in the shins until they cry uncle.
PETA is a terrorist organization full of whiny hippy crybabies.
by Boxtop June 17, 2006
An organization that protests eating, wearing, killing, and talking in a mean tone to animals.

I saw this PETA protest one day, they were protesting KFC. They said that the way KFC kills their chickens is wrong. Wow, I really don't give a crap - the chicken DIES regardless. Who cares if they give it a waterbed with a view of the ocean before it dies.. It's going to DIE!!!

Another thing - these chickens were bred for the sole purpose of becoming my next meal. Therefore, they wouldn't even have a life, let alone a wonderful one if it weren't for meat eaters.
Hey assholes, why don't we take care of all the humans who are living in terrible conditions first?
by yes.. NO!! May 21, 2005
half of these dumb shits say bad things about peta because they've never givin' it a chance. it's an amazing organization that is changing the world. they've saved millions of animals and are stopping animal cruelty all over the world. and, it's good to know people care..
check out, mann.
by mirandablair August 24, 2008
I agree with PETA in the fact that I'm all for the welfare of animals being treated properly. But they go overboard in the fact that they think animals should should have more right than humans! Hypocrites... First of all; they're against eating meat, period. Even if it could cure some poor little boy's hunger/starvation. They're also against wearing fur, even if it could help someone to be warm in cold to freezing tempuratures and they're against people having pets, even though they provide human companionship and love often on their own free will. They also go as low as to stop drug research, even if if it means to find a cure for AIDS or any other deadly diseases that could help very sick people to get back to health.

They use extreme, destructive tactics to get their dumbass point across(ex. Destruction of human property, burglary, instigating full-scale riots, arson, bombing, murder/attepmted murder, scaring the living hell outta little kids, ect...).
Now, I'm all for animals being treated properly and I like animals too(not in any sick way you might be thinking of). But these terrorists go way too friggin' far.
I don't mind if you're a vegan/vegetarian, so long as you're not associated with these idiots or as long as you don't shove your moral/dietary values down other's throats... Then we have no problem whatsoever.

Anyways, my point is that PETA is a idiot organization hell-bent on world domination(if not total human extiction for the other life forms to survive). Atleast to take away all human rights and give them to the animals. Hell, they probably wouldn't even try to defend themselves against an animal that is about to maul them to death. Morons... If they're that damn stupid, they need to be eaten by that very same animal. Or atleast roundhouse kicked by the Great Chuck Norris. That would probably wake them up(if not shatter every bone in their bodies). ;-)
I eat meat. Yes, I do but there's not a damn thing you PETA bastards can do or say to make me feel bad about it. So why don't you go screw yourselves and crawl right back under Dumbfuck Rock where you came from?

Down with PETA! Stupid, evil, animal fucking terrorists/criminals...
People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals.

The butt of many jokes and the end of many propagandized statements.

They do not kill every animal they have in their posession.

Their mission statement, " People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA), with more than 2.0 million members and supporters, is the largest animal rights organization in the world. PETA focuses its attention on the four areas in which the largest numbers of animals suffer the most intensely for the longest periods of time: on factory farms, in laboratories, in the clothing trade, and in the entertainment industry."

Basically, it says that animals are not ours to exploit in any way.

So, no, members of Peta do not try to shove their way of life down your throat.

Most members are vegetarians/vegans.

They have had many undercover investigations that have been successful in educating the public, and exposing many animal abusers.

A question commonly asked with answer.

“It’s almost impossible to avoid using all animal products; if you’re still causing animal suffering without realizing it, what's the point?”

It is impossible to live without causing some harm. We’ve all accidentally stepped on ants or breathed in gnats, but that doesn’t mean that we should intentionally cause unnecessary harm. You might accidentally hit someone with your car, but that is no reason to run someone over on purpose.

Meat Eater: *nomnomnom* Yummay cheezburgar.

Peta Member: You know where that came from, right? *shows packet*

Meat Eater: Wow, thank you for INFORMING me without SHOVING THAT DOWN MY THROAT.

Example 2:

Meat Eater: *nomnomnom* Yummay cheezburgar.

Peta Member: You know where that came from, right? *shows pamplet*

Meat Eater: YOU SUCK! Get away from me you Peta fag!!!

Peta Member: Well, okay then. *leaves pamplet*

Not all Peta members are the same, just like not all meat eaters are the same.
by DrowningStar February 13, 2009

Free Daily Email

Type your email address below to get our free Urban Word of the Day every morning!

Emails are sent from We'll never spam you.