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A tree hugging group of hippeis who spend more on propaganda and photo shoots then they do actually helping animals. 98% of PETA "publicity" involves semi-naked male or female models, who apparently garner more attention to their you know whats, then spend almost none of their money actually helping animals
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An animal rights organization. Contrary to popular belief, PETA does not stand for "People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals," but "Poorly Educated Teen Activists," due to the fact that this organization thrives on the support of gullible preteen emo crybabies who would do anything to help a cause, even if it means ruining a couple lives.

Ingrid Newkirk, a tyranical, psychotic bitch, who claimed, in her will, that she would like her dead body to be barbecued and eaten, runs PETA with an iron fist and only steps out of the shadows for a quick publicity shot. Her gopher-like complexion and high-pitched chipmunk-like voice, laced with a British accent, makes her easy to spot in a crowd.

Newkirk is also known as the Furher of the new Fourth Reich, and the third anti-christ, but these are speculations at best.

Like other radical groups, PETA frowns on free will amongst its members. This is evident on the PETA2 boards, where anything that, and anyone who, does not support PETA's insane mantra is automatically squashed and deleted. This is to prevent the further contamination of PETA's brainwashed "Hitler youth."

The organization has supported many outlandish campaigns, such as the Holocaust On Your Plate campaign and the Your Mommy/Daddy Kills Animals pamphlets they hand out to 2nd graders with the intent to make the kids' parents beat the shit out of the activist who handed out the material.

However, PETA is the most notorious for their bogus (and rather idiotic) "Kentucky Fried Cruelty" campaign, sparking activists across the country to unite in a BS cause that has been disputed over and over again to people who do nothing but cover their ears and go "LALALALALALALA!!!"

Each KFC protest requires three things:

1. Two stick figures and some idiot in a chicken suit.
2. Cardboard signs saying something retarded like "KFC TORCHURZ CHIKIES OMFG!!11!" or "I'M A LOSER WHO CAN'T GET LAID!"
3. The inability to shut the fuck up.

Other PETA protests, not specifically about KFC, can be recognized by the loud-mouthed stick-like vegan dumbasses wearing white shirts and shouting obscenities to no one in particular while holding up "IF U EET MEET U R GAY" signs.

These "stick-like vegan dumbasses" (known as "Petardus Nobrainus" in scientific circles), can be recognized by their pale skin color, PETA logos on everything they wear, and the inability to keep their mouth shut for even the smallest iota of time. If a PETA groupie attacks, lash out with a quick dose of Laughter, or, if that fails, kick them in the shins until they cry uncle.
PETA is a terrorist organization full of whiny hippy crybabies.
by Boxtop June 17, 2006
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See Terrorist. A hypocritical anti- cruelty to animals organization who are also anti-human as they like to compare many lower lifeforms to humans. They are also willing to set aside their not killing animals to save their own damn skin.
See Penn & Teller Bullshit for the whole story on those jackasses...
by Zero May 18, 2004
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PETA aka People for the Ethnical Treatment of Animals is a animal right group composed mainly of vegitarians and vegans. PETA is an extremist group who use somewhat violent and obscene tactics to benefit animal abuse and veggie causes.
Paul and Linda McCartney showed up at the PETA demonstration, they were going to help save the whales.
by hippychicky July 29, 2003
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1.A buch of retarded Hippes who are against humans but love animals and think that people should stop eating meat and leave animals alone because they're to damn stupid to realize that were part of the food chain and infact on TOP of it. Think that Jesus was vegetarian but if they actually read the first page of the Bible they would realize everything they stand for was wrong and they should just go eat somthing besides lettuce. 2. PET@ Poledancers Effing Testicular @$$wipes. The old Haggus sucker you did last night.
1.Whatta you think those Canines are for? shreddin Lettuce !?!?!. Paco: Meat is murder! Juilio:You stupid Yabitchuary go kill somthing and eat it or ill kill you and eat you. PETA SUCKS 2. Ramona: Dude I did a PET@ Last night ! El-Nacho: Wow thats too PG-13 for a 8 year old to be doing.
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People for the
Erotic
Treatment of
Animals
a.k.a. dirty,pig-fucking hippies
by crappy earth day March 16, 2005
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P-eople
E-ating
T-asty
A-animals
PETA SUCKS!! good lord, i dont know if any normal thinking person would disagree. they say that eating meat, wearing fur having a pet or god forbid keep one in a zoo. well you peta lovin retards listen up, god gave us animals to eat, to wear, to use for our entertainement or anthing else so if you say animals are our equals then SCREW YOU!!
peta member: hey eating meat is evil put down that hamburger right now!
me:mrf...
peta member: alright you asked for it...
(large bucket of red paint is dumped on me, i draw gun shoot peta member in face,cop shows up and tells me good job)
EVERYONE HATES PETA!!
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