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The order of operations in math-- Parentheis, Exponents, Multiplication, Division, Addition, Subtraction
In 6th grade, we had a sign on the wall of our classroom that said PEMDAS, but when we asked what it meant, the teacher said it meant Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally, and she would tell us more later.... needless to say, four months into the school year when she finally DID tell us, it was a letdown.
by bandcampgirl183 September 27, 2005

### Donkey Punch Plush

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P(lease) , E(xcuse), M(y), D(ope), A(ss), S(wag) !
Ugh ! Im sorry ! PEMDAS !!
by 'WoahNah!' November 19, 2011

### Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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Pussy Eating Makes Delicious Afternoon Snack !!!
PEMDAS
Teacher: Can anyone tell me what "PENDAS" stands for ?
Student: ummm, Pussy Eating Makes Delicious Afternoon Snack ?
Teacher: Very Good :)
by Dillakilla11 September 10, 2010

### Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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E: Excuse
M: My
D: Dope
A: Ass
S: Swag
Define PEMDAS
Please Excuse my dope ass swag

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Please Excuse My Dope Ass Swag
*swag into the club*
*spill a drank on dhat hoe*
You-awl sorry baby,P.E.M.D.A.S
Dhat hoe-its okay nigga
by dhat.dope.ass.nigga July 17, 2011

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in math, stands for the order of operations, Parenthesis, Exponents, Multiply, Divide, Add, Subtract. But in sex terms can stand for "Please eat my dick and scrotum"
In math: PEMDAS, the order of operations

In Life: PEMDAS, baby, PEMDAS.
by wowser77 October 05, 2009

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Perverted Evil Man Dad Association Society
or
Perverted Evil Monkeys Dicking with Assholes and Sluts
#1
1: Did you go to the PEMDAS public speaking?
2: Yeah, it was like an orgy in there.

#2
Dude, my ass is sore. the PEMDAS attacked last night.
by Chinchila546 April 13, 2015

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