A compulsory school subject in which all students must participate.

PE consists of mindless, tedious and inane games that could go from the most basic of human physical abilities such as, kicking a ball, to the other most basic of human physical abilities such as, throwing a ball. All of these mind-numbingly boring games serve no purpose whatsoever to anything in the real world - unless you're planning on becoming an athlete.

A PE lesson will be in the hands of the PE teacher who is either a tall male that wears sunglasses (even where sunlight is not present) and wears a hat with a picture illustrating their favourite sports team. They can also be found wearing a waterproof jacket with stripes and matching shorts - regardless of the weather. The female can either be an old woman who is short and has the same fashion sense as the male (just in a smaller size) or a fit young woman in her 20's that all the guys drool over. Most PE teachers are, inept, devoid of any social skills whatsoever, they're puerile, condescending, supercilious and insipid.

They have a tendency to bully and belittle the children who will amount to something more than just a PE teacher and so they feel frustrated and in some way threatened so they react with primitive instincts.
Person 1: "So what's your first class of today?"

Person 2: "PE."

Person1: "What is something schools could do with out?"
Person 2: "Well PE, it serves no purpose to anything I'll be doing in the real world."
by Delirium92 June 01, 2013
premature ejaculation.used loosely as an acronym.
yo! pe man,u can't stand even a decent fashion show?
by gvaditya February 13, 2007
Educating people on how large you penis is.
I took health class and i presented
by Anthony Houdini April 20, 2005
Plastic Explosive - Usually followed by a number value denoting the type of explosive.
PE-4 British form of C4 but better
by HAPPYK July 01, 2007
personal entertainment. when someone soes something funny or entertaining, it's major PE.
1. "Haha Geena, ur such PE"
2. "I have a major PE story to tell u guys"
by thumbtac November 20, 2008
Pretty Emu, Penis Enlargement, Purple Elephant, Power decide
yeah ask amanda r jenn...but yOU WILL NEVER KNO THE REAL ANSWER!! AHAHAH
by PEroxmysox April 20, 2005
The worst subject eva. hard labour. abuse 2 children. especially when the class have 2 do a 12 minute run :-P :o(
aaaarrrgggghh!!!!! exciersice!!!! nnnnooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!
by steph (nambar wan!) May 23, 2003
A class which was invented for the sheer fun of laughing at fat losers who are crap at sports. After that, said losers will go on Urban Dictionary and write bitchy definitions about PE.

Seriously, it's an easy class. Any real sport is much, much harder, so stop bitching and get a life.
Nerd: Ugh! I keep getting hit by a soft nerf football I can't catch because I flinch every time due to my lack of experience/practice at sports and my low testosterone levels! OH NOEZES!!!
Football Player: Grow some balls, kid.
Nerd: Oh noezies don't kill me!
*Nerd runs off to write definitions of PE while jacking off to cartoons*
by Getalifenow March 12, 2009
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