Also, a handheld computer of sorts.
Look at my new PDA!
Damn annoying cuddling,caressing,lovey-dovey smooching; actually any physical contact short the "fist-to-the-face" genre.Oh, right: in the presence of other living beings. Especially your friends! But animals count to, ya know. Spare the damn animals, you fiends! And the vegetation! LET GO!
"eeeek! duck! run! PDA emergency!" rightfully cries observer James