Acronym for Perfect Bowel Movement; a bowel movement which vacates quickly and smoothly without the need for exertion, leaves no mess behind, requiring no wiping, and leaves the sitter satisfied.
Some believe a certain (unknown) combination of dietary habits is the key to a PBM.
1. "I'm on a journey to achieve a PBM!"
2. "PBMs are good for the environment, as they waste no toilet paper."
3. "Wow, after that PBM I feel like I can eat a whole pizza, but that may ruin the chances of a second PBM."
PBM stands for plain and simply, Professional Black Man
This involves an African American coming off as a incredibly professional looking individual.
Things that help
- Always calm (always)
- Stands out among his crowd
- Professional attire
- Great intelligence
- Lead Role (if not he sure as hell makes it look like he is)
Morgan Freeman is currently the king of PBM's, this cannot be debated.
If the torch was ever passed, Don Cheadle would receive it.
Jeff: Samuel L. Jackson is a PBM.
Joe: Samuel would be put in the BAMF (Bad Ass Mother Fucker) category, go watch Pulp Fiction.
Andrew: What about Denzel Washington?
Joe: Denzel is in a league of his own.
Andrew: True, hes a wild card, he can go from BAMF to PBM whenever he wants.
Pretty Boy Millionaires, said often in songs by Soulja Boy and Lil B The Based God
PBM Motherfuckers, Pretty Boy Swagginn!
Soulja Boy - "PBM motherfuckers, we the prettiest richest niggahs you've ever seen niggah, steez!!"
Previously Banned Member
A: 'Did you know that Mike was a PBM?'
Parent Behind Me- As in be careful what you're saying to your boyfriend online because your momma is watchin right behind you.
Jamal: Hey baby whats going onnnn ? ;)
Janie: Pbm, Pbm!
Jamal: I mean, Jesus loves me this i know...
Mom: What does Pbm mean sweetie?
Janie: o just, you know... Pretty beautiful muchacha?
A Nukezone clan that is highly regarded as a top points clan.
Oh no! PBM is going for the gold again! Everyone hide your shit and run!
We've got the MILF term. It was time to have the opposite. A PBM (for Paper Bag Momma) is a mom so ugly, that even the idea of touching her is disgusting.
dude #1 : What's up?
dude #2 : Tonight, I've a rendezvous with a MILF I met on the net.
dude #1 : A MILF? you'd better expect a PBM.