Gertrude: "Well, Shirley. He definately sounds like PBM!"
This involves an African American coming off as a incredibly professional looking individual.
Things that help
- Always calm (always)
- Stands out among his crowd
- Professional attire
- Great intelligence
- Lead Role (if not he sure as hell makes it look like he is)
If the torch was ever passed, Don Cheadle would receive it.
Jeff: Samuel L. Jackson is a PBM.
Joe: Samuel would be put in the BAMF (Bad Ass Mother Fucker) category, go watch Pulp Fiction.
Andrew: What about Denzel Washington?
Joe: Denzel is in a league of his own.
Andrew: True, hes a wild card, he can go from BAMF to PBM whenever he wants.
It's a pandemic sweeping males everywhere
Do you have PBMS?
- you work your biceps, chest and abs religiously but nothing else
- You have big biceps,chest cut abs but have scrawny shoulders bird legs and no back and flat triceps
If you or your friends could be suffering from PBMS there's really no cure by now you probably had SBS or suffer from douchebageritis
Guy 2: shut up I can curl 100 pounds
Guy 1: how much can squat
Guy 2: I don't squat those don't work my chest or biceps!!
Guy 1: oh no! He has PBMS I better warn his parents and loved ones before It transcends into SBS or douchbagitis
dude #2 : Tonight, I've a rendezvous with a MILF I met on the net.
dude #1 : A MILF? you'd better expect a PBM.
Janie: Pbm, Pbm!
Jamal: I mean, Jesus loves me this i know...
Mom: What does Pbm mean sweetie?
Janie: o just, you know... Pretty beautiful muchacha?