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22.
PAF
Post Anal-sex Fart

Male version of a queef.
Dude, last night he PAF'd all over me. It was gross!

My PAFing was out of control after he drove my ass last night.
by The Cum Queen February 09, 2010
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23.
PAF
Party At Fender's.

See also Fender.
Ken: Party at Fender's!
Chris: I second that motion.
Fender: Nope. /cry
Joe: Fender is a tool.
Pienta: I third that motion and move to strike Fender.
Allen: I breathe like Darth Vader.

Fender: Where did Ken go?
Ken: HERE I AM.
Pienta: ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE.
Chris: PARTY AT FENDER'S
Joe: I'll bring the pot and we'll get high and watch chalkzone.
Allen: I'm goofy. *breathes like Darth Vader*
by IAMSODOT May 04, 2005
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24.
PAF
a paf is a person who is really good friends with another and have decided to join a club announcing it
Priya+Arjun=Friends they are pafs
by ohmymomma December 09, 2009
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25.
PAF
Prententious Art Fag. Usually characterized by their argyle sweaters and box frame glasses, these hypocritical morons generally have an affinity for horrible indie rock bands. Commonly found at diners and coffee shops, they have no reservations about describing their "feelings" to you.

See also hipster.
"Check out that PAF in the Built to Spill t-shirt! What a knob!"
by modalauxiliary August 07, 2004
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26.
paf
When a young male masturbates, the sound they make is fap... But when an elderly gentlemen masturbates this is the sound they make. (See fap for more information)
Guy 1: Ew I heard my 72 year old pepep paffing last night.

Guy 2: Ew... At least that's not as bad as when I heard my 92 yr old grandmother slaffing -.-
by T-7 April 07, 2009
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27.
PAF
PAF= "Punk Ass Freak"
An immature person (almost always a guy)who does just about anything to piss someone (almost always a girl)off. This could include but is not limited to: ingnoring someone, stringing someone along in a relationship, or just saying something stupid.
What? I can't believe he did that to you, what a PAF!
by E September 12, 2004
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28.
paf
Pathetic Ass fuck
the paf was raped like a cow
by Weasox March 15, 2004
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