P.P.M.

An acronym for Pumps Per Minute. The standard measurement for the rate of thrusting during coitus/ vaginal/ anal penetration, where one pump is defined as the complete thrust of the penetrator's hips.

Although, she prefers a P.P.M. around 40, her man does not have the sexual endurance yet.

P.P.M. by melvin lavoix June 11, 2006

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B.V.M.P.P

Breaking Vision Making Progress Positive

Johnny have a plan that make his idea bigger than Coca-Cola, and make his plan as a household name to many countries. So Johnny use the B.V.M.P.P to make his plan big.

B.V.M.P.P by JohnnyKyleBust January 26, 2013

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Pill Popping Dope Smoking Pussy Eating Mother Fucken Outlaw Brothers Biken Together

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P.P.D.S.P.E.M.F.O.B.B.T by THE LONE BIKER October 21, 2010

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p.m.p.c.

Pooter-Mouth-Pooter-Cooter
The sexual sequence of one being penetrated anally, orally, anally, then vaginally in said order.

Jim:Would you rather be subject to p.m.p.c., or be incorporated into the human centipede as the middle link?
Bobby: It don't matter none, either way I'm waking up with a mouth full of ass salad and an anus about as strong as strawberry jam sitting in the African sun for a month.

p.m.p.c. by BlimeyCunt August 30, 2017

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p.m.p

please mommy please 🥺
used when someone thinks using your mommy kink will help them see some titties usually followed by l.m.s.y.t

p.m.p🥺.l.m.s.y.t

p.m.p by kai kai003 June 30, 2021

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P.M.H.P.

"Pre-Marital Hanky-Panky"

This expression was often used in David Willis' comics by Joyce, an overly religious character uncomfortable with her own and other people's sexuality.

It can be used as a humorous reference to any form of extramarital sex, especially to mock people with attitudes similar to Joyce's.

Dave: "I think Sam and Jenny finally got around to some P.M.H.P.

P.M.H.P. by Baahl August 4, 2012

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M.I.P.P.

The M.I.P.P. (Mental Illness Prevention Plan) is a method if convincing oneself that their penis is not small, her hands are just big.

M.I.P.P. is defined by a universal term to compensate for compensation.

M.I.P.P. by TOASTED_BATHS_ARE_FUN April 2, 2019

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