k.m.p

kiss my pussy! A few pleasant words that will give you whiplash from a verbal tongue lashing from a savage ass bitch, followed by a royaly perfected bitch slap. And in most cases ends in a board flip and tag up saying "K.M.P" on It, that you would be privileged to have fucker. is also the name for a skate crew that was started by Dylan Payne, the Daughter of the badass dude whom actually came up with "K.M.P" Mr. Farley.

Yo fuckface! You even skate bro? Yeah bitch, you. Give me your muthafucking skateboard. K.m.p Bitch!

k.m.p by The Sabeys May 28, 2018

I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T. 

“I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.”
“Your new empire?”
“Don’t make me kill you!”
“Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!”
“If you are not with me, then you are my enemy.”
“Only a Sith deals in absolute. I will do what I must.”
“You will try.”

I’m not retyping that so I’m just gonna copy and paste: I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T.

I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T. by Big dumbus January 24, 2021

Z Y X W V U T S R Q P O N M L K J I H G H I G F E D C B A 

its literally the alphabet backwards

Z Y X W V U T S R Q P O N M L K J I H G H I G F E D C B A

Z Y X W V U T S R Q P O N M L K J I H G H I G F E D C B A by robloxismycity October 3, 2017

k.m.a.p.s.i 

k.m.a.p.s.i stands for kicks more ass per square inch

Josh: "Yeah she k.m.a.p.s.i than stacy"
Tyler: "Excuse me but what the cinnamon toast f does that mean??"

k.m.a.p.s.i by annathething January 31, 2020

z y x w v u t s r q p o n m l k j i h g f e d c b a 

The actual real way to spell the phonetic alphabet.

The backwards way to spell the phonetic alphabet is not the way it is listed originally. They have interjected an additional ghi into the correct way of spelling it which is

z y x w v u t s r q p o n m l k j i h g f e d c b a

And not

z y x w c u t s r q p o n m l k j i h g f e d c b a

z y x w v u t s r q p o n m l k j i h g f e d c b a by Whatsit2yaa May 4, 2022

z a q 1 2 w s x 3 e d c 4 r f v b g t 5 6 y h n 7 u j m k I 8 9 o l p 0

The sensation of bashing the space bar is satisfying. Otherwise, you are bored. Good luck curing it. You're too deep in.

z a q 1 2 w s x 3 e d c 4 r f v b g t 5 6 y h n 7 u j m k I 8 9 o l p 0 is the only thing curing my boredom.

z a q 1 2 w s x 3 e d c 4 r f v b g t 5 6 y h n 7 u j m k I 8 9 o l p 0 by 1z2x3c4v5b6n7m890 December 4, 2025

i.d.w.t.k.m.i.j.w.t.p.t.g.a. 

I Don’t Want To Kill Myself I Just Want The Pain To Go Away

Friend: Hey you good?
Me: no I.d.w.t.k.m.i.j.w.t.p.t.g.a.

i.d.w.t.k.m.i.j.w.t.p.t.g.a. by Xo._Shiann June 28, 2020