|1.||P. Diddy Promise|
DEFINITION: A promise that CANNOT be broken.
Based on P. Diddy's unbroken promise to give Justin Bieber a Lamborghini when he turns 16.
DAD: I P. Diddy Promise that I will get you a PS3 for your birthday in 3 months.
(3 Months later)
SON: THANKS FOR THE PS3 DADDY!!