The Real P-Town is for Petaluma. Petaluma is a small town just north or sanfransico, and about 21mi away from the coast. We've been P-town for about 150 years not so FUCK YOU!!!! to all of you fags who claim your town is the real p-town. So Basically in Petaluma we have teenagers aimlessly walking the streets with nothing better to do but, smoke stogies, and weed. The teenage life here, consist of parties, getting arrested for not wearing a helmet( or something to that effect because the Petaluma PD is fucking retarded and has to pay for their dodged chargers and fancy speed radar, so they pry on small children by giving them citations, and tickets for doing really nothing at all.) We have an east side and a west side, like most respectable cities, but the west side is 10 times better than the east. and we also own one of the greatest things on earth, the phoenix theater were we get consistent visits from our favorite bands to fucking skank our leggs off too, the phenomanauts, toast machine, the devil makes three, oh and Andre nickatina for all the wanna be mexican gang bangers, and the real mexicans. oh and how can we forget about super hyphy? it's all fun and games till someone brings a gun, man. Our summer activities are, jumping into the infamous Petaluma rive-slue(if you want a penis to grow outta your head) putting soap in fountains ( which you may or may not gett arrested for), walking around downtown smoking cigarettes wondering what your lungs with look like in 20 years cause you know your never gonna stop cause you’ve been smoking since your were 12, "hooking up", knowing everything about everyone, cause thats just how small towns roll, and fucking reeking havoc and chaos on the adult population. we also say HELLA far to much for our own good, but I guess we're never gonna stop, so why even try. And the kids here are divided into the following groups, mexicans, flower children, fucking HxC white kids who listen to hella rap and think their the shit, just the normal white folk, and more mexicans... oh and going to taco bell everyday for lunch, and to tall toad for guitar lessons is a necessity if you want to live here, oh and everyone here think they're a photographer, or a musician, but really we're all just kids growing up in a shit hole, but you gotta love it, I MEAN SHIT........ IT'S P-TOWN WE'RE TALKING ABOUT.. and the only kind of cigarettes we smoke are K-REDssss ffoool.

Portland, Oregon

A term used for almost any town that starts with a "P".

P-Town is an abreviation used by the gay community for Provincetown, Mass.The town is known for its beaches, harbor, artists, tourist industry, and its reputation as a gay resort.
popular for memorial weekend and for the 4th of July.Other notable festivals during the year include the Christmas-themed "Holly Folly", "Bear Week", "Mate's Leather Weekend", "Women's Week", "Family Week", "Single Men's Weekend", "Provincetown Film Festival" and the "Provincetown Jazz Festival."

Portsmouth, Virginia.

Most ghetto city in Virginia but the one with the most pride. People arent ashamed to be from P-Town cause they are known for being tough.

MISSY ELLIOT was born and raised in Portsmouth.

Pacifica, California

Pacifica is a small seaside town in northern California. It was created in 1965 when the Vikings landed their ships on Linda Mar Beach and founded the United States of America. Host of the 1897 Winter Olympics, Pacifica is a town recognized and revered by all as the number one importer of marijuana in Northern California. The birthplace of Al Capone, and the resting place of Abraham Lincoln, nowhere in the world is more invigorating of a location to be inside of. Pacifica is characterized by phrases like, "Gee, that's swell," and, "Hitmeupoartlate," and, "Balls pwnage." The majestic Five-Horned Whelk, and the poisonous Sphinctor finds its refuge among the mighty oaks of Tamriel, located in Pacifica's southern provinces, directly below the human veal processing plant. Governed by ill-tempered robots, the police force is comprised of a handful of mindless assholes. Fuck Officer Glasgo, he's a straight faggot. Yeah, you little gaper, you heard me. Arrest me again, bitch. FOR WHAT?! Everything I'm writing is being monitored. EVERYTHING I SAY IS BEING READ BY THE ROBOTS. THEY WONT LET US OUT -- THEY SEALED THE CITY WALLS AND ITS BEING FILLED WITH SANDWICH BAGS -- PLEASE SEND HELP

short for portland or

a.k.a "DAT GET DOWN P-Town" Formely known as Portsmouth, Virginia. residency of 757. Labeled as 1 of the 7 CITIESwhere lives are lived for today and today only(may GOD direct the rest)There is no other town that posesses a "P" in a way where its known never forgotten.