Acronym for Punch/Punches/Punching Thunder in the Sack, Thunder referring to people who claim that wrestling is real and romance is fake.
ptits is fun when you're pissed off!
by TheLost4400 July 3, 2009
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Short for Prettiest Team in the School
The dance team claimed to be the PTITS but everybody knew that the cheer team was the true PTITS.
by Lmaond February 1, 2015
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a common colloquial term relative to "drunk" or "hammered" heard at the UMass campus. Often used in adjective form. Rumored to be part of the UMass hipster/queer movement. Note on pronunciation, the 'p' is silent as in pterodactyl. This gives evidence towards the resident movement of hipsters and queers in Western Massachusetts. Does not carry a sexual connotation, only that of inebriation.
"Dude I was spinach ptitted last night"

"lets get ptitted"
by beanrean October 7, 2011
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