"P Town, baby, Plainfield!!"
"Where the hell is that?"
"Like 10 mins. from Montpelier."
"Oh, I know where Montpelier is!"
Pacifica is a small seaside town in northern California. It was created in 1965 when the Vikings landed their ships on Linda Mar Beach and founded the United States of America. Host of the 1897 Winter Olympics, Pacifica is a town recognized and revered by all as the number one importer of marijuana in Northern California. The birthplace of Al Capone, and the resting place of Abraham Lincoln, nowhere in the world is more invigorating of a location to be inside of. Pacifica is characterized by phrases like, "Gee, that's swell," and, "Hitmeupoartlate," and, "Balls pwnage." The majestic Five-Horned Whelk, and the poisonous Sphinctor finds its refuge among the mighty oaks of Tamriel, located in Pacifica's southern provinces, directly below the human veal processing plant. Governed by ill-tempered robots, the police force is comprised of a handful of mindless assholes. Fuck Officer Glasgo, he's a straight faggot. Yeah, you little gaper, you heard me. Arrest me again, bitch. FOR WHAT?! Everything I'm writing is being monitored. EVERYTHING I SAY IS BEING READ BY THE ROBOTS. THEY WONT LET US OUT -- THEY SEALED THE CITY WALLS AND ITS BEING FILLED WITH SANDWICH BAGS -- PLEASE SEND HELP
Most ghetto city in Virginia but the one with the most pride. People arent ashamed to be from P-Town cause they are known for being tough.
MISSY ELLIOT was born and raised in Portsmouth.
"Dont mess with him, he's from p-town"