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Someone who can't decide what his name is.
Puff Daddy? Sean "Puffy" Combs? P. Diddy? PICK A NAME
by CV February 26, 2003
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One of the biggest douche-bag sell-outs out there today; man-whore.
Daniel: Hey, did you hear what happened to P. Diddy?
Steve: No, what?
Daniel: He changed his name again.
Steve: Big surprise. I thought you were going to say he died. You got my hopes up.
by supernintendo_chalmers November 25, 2005
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A Black Rapper who started the "Vote or Die" campaign in the 2004 presidential elections. However, P Diddy voted for his FIRST TIME in these elections, therefore making him a total moron.
"P Diddy does a great job making African Americans look like illiterate retards."
by Jake February 13, 2005
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A useless big-lipped tongue rolling bigot that makes a lot of money. Has his own clothing line and likes to wear fur coats.
P.Diddy was admitted to a hospital yesterday after a bee stung his already enormous, ugly, and unsightly lips.
by Viggo November 20, 2004
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A man no better then the group Mini Vanilli that "lives off of" and copies everyone elses music because he cant write his own.
Person 1: Dude you hear P Diddy's new song?

Person 2: Whos song?
by Eric July 06, 2005
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A fuckin' loser who can't talk, rap, or even decide what his godforsaken name is.
P Diddy, dumbass, Puffy, Puff Daddy, faggot, Diddy and finally, Sean Combs.
by SlipKnoTSOAD April 20, 2006
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possessor of fishlips and butcherer of good songs
he should have faded into obscurity like the backstreet boys or bubba sparx
by Evil Tim August 15, 2003
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