Top Definition
specticals that only see oysters

'hey man, pimp oystercles'

'sneaky fucking oysters, i've got you now!'

'oh my god these oystercles are crunk'

'best 3 million yen i ever spent!'

'mate, you know you've got an oyster wedged in you're pancreas'

'i did myself with my oystercles last night'
by sneakybitch March 19, 2009

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