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It's contradiction in a same sentence or a word. Honest lawyer.
Nice ex wife/husband. Cheap vacation. Cheap gilfriend/boyfriend |
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It's a contradiction in the same sentence or word. Honest lawyer.
Cheap vacation. Nice ex wife/husband. Intelligent blond. |
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What Billy Mays called everyone that bought his products. Billy Mays: I hope those oxymorons are gullible enough to buy the next piece of shit I'm pushing.
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Oxymorons are people who do not know how to take care of their acne.
Etymology: From the acne cream, Oxy-whatever, and the archaic word for people of very low intelligence moron. He was one of those Oxymorons, who didn't know that they made stuff that'll make his zit go away.
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