|1.||Oxen Ass Hair|
Reference to one whos hair is unusually curly and in some instances, considerably long and knotted, as if it should be growing out of an oxen's ass. Caked fecal matter as well as twigs and brambles may be present as well. A good visual example would be the "Musk Ox".
Man, look at Doug. He's sportin some serious oxen ass hair today.