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36.
A term used to expose the apparent fault or downfall of one's success, pride or dignity in a hilarious way; to be put down by one or more people.

See pawned, own3d and pawn3d
What's this? Your mom took your allowance money away as punishment to spend on her lingerie? You're owned!!
by Jose Gomez June 22, 2006
 
37.
v. To dominate other person or thing so completely as to humiliate them. Often applies to first-person shooters when the victim is consistently "fragged," or shot to death.
Synonym is "pwned." Also, the e may be substituted with a 3 if the person speaks leet.
I owned this n00b...he constantly got fragged while he never got a shot on me.
by Fast_Fingers March 08, 2005
 
38.
To be completely and wholly dominated, usually through some form of violence or physical action, without contest, in a very short amount of time. The person being owned is almost always caught unaware. Often shouted out loud by viewing audience.
Zidane owned Materazzi with a headbutt in front of approximately two billion people during the World Cup.
by eDs101 July 11, 2006
 
39.
defeated, lost, humiliated. To be the butt end of a joke.
Scotty was owned when Jared nuts were dropped on his chinny chin chin.
by marc March 09, 2005
 
40.
To do or say something making another person seem severely beaten or embarrased
< robT> Name ONE thing that your windows comp can do that my MAC cant
< bawss> Right click.
by f0gg0 February 19, 2005
 
41.
To be fiercely defeated in a humiliating manner. This may be accompanied by a slight hand movement downward as if pulling the lever on a slot machine and yelling out "owned".
Damn, RJ, David just owned you in that game. You suck nuts.
by Bigfoot1193 November 21, 2004
 
42.
The term "Owned" was originally conjured circa 1986 by a small Canadian Apple II user's group in Langley, BC. Primary usage was similar to current internet vernacular, but was usually restricted to computer hardware and not gaming.

Use was slightly adapted to indicate superiority over another person. Or to declare that said person is merely chattel.
Man, the Apple so owns(owned) the C64!

I *own* people like you!
by E. Thwaites February 08, 2004