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The New Orleans Saints and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers owns the Chicago Bears. I own the Bears, they are my b-----s.
by Saints October 12, 2003
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to prove someone wrong or insult them in a way they can't comeback
'your stupid' said bob 'well at least i aren't retarded' replied steve!

( steve just owned bob )
by !"£ November 09, 2008
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to stick your finger in someone's ass, can be male or female
I think Heather is now dating Ken, he owned her last night.
by KR+HC January 11, 2010
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To be made a fool of.
If ever there was an ‘epic fail’ of attempted big-time drug deals, then this is it. When 21-year old Dwayne Grant Seabourne admitted to police upon return to Tasmania last year that he’d flown back from Melbourne with $6000 worth of ecstasy in his luggage, little did he know that the Melbourne underworld had duped him with something else entirely – a shipment of 400 delicious blue M&M’s, to be precise.

“He returned to Launceston with what he believed were ecstasy tablets,” Crown prosecutor Jackie Hartnett told the Burnie Supreme Court last month. “He purchased 400 tablets for $15 each…intending to sell them for $30 each.”

However, The Advocate reports that when being interviewed by police, Seabourne didn’t express the relief that you’d expect when it became clear he’d been spared a lifetime behind bars. Instead, his response was instead much closer to anger – that those wily underworld crims had done him over! “He felt someone had essentially ripped him off,” Hartnett told the court. Dastardly underworld villains that they are.

While the state has yet to pass any laws banning the trafficking of blue M&M’s (as deliciously addictive as they may be), the prosecution argued that Seabourne should be sentenced on the “basis of the evil intended, not on the basis of the evil that could have been accomplished”.

Arguing in Seabourne’s defence, counsel Katie Edwards claimed that any harm that could have come from his “particularly unsophisticated attempt” to deal drugs was effectively nil.

OWNED
by D3f1n3d July 01, 2009
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See Own.
You just got owned bitch.
by nocturnal January 23, 2003
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when one disses one another so hard that for a breif moment, it was as if they legally owned that person.
Step dad: Eat your supper.
StepChild: You're not my dad.
Brother: Owned.
by 9aBe July 25, 2008
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A term used to expose the apparent fault or downfall of one's success, pride or dignity in a hilarious way; to be put down by one or more people.

See pawned, own3d and pawn3d
What's this? Your mom took your allowance money away as punishment to spend on her lingerie? You're owned!!
by Jose Gomez June 22, 2006
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