the act of being totally paralised with shock and chronic wiggage.. when someone promotes a state of mental immobility by describing sometihng totally fucked up to you.
"man, did you see that fat stripper? he dirty flaps were hanging out...it owned me hardcore..."

"man that music owns me.."

"Dion totally owns me in his fucking purple stretch pants..i am going to kill that son of a bitch if he wears them again...."
by Chemical Mafia January 13, 2005
The state of an individual after an action by another has offended, alienated, or otherwised embarrassed the said individual. Examples include winning a hand in poker, defeating someone by a large margin in a fencing bout, and getting bitten by a pelican.
That kid who lost 5-0 got owned!
by Matt I January 29, 2005
to beat (win), to beat(cause injury), to embarass, to be injured by a random catastrophy variant:pwned
"Michael Jordan would own Shaq at basketball any day"
"Did you see that video of that kid getting run over by that car? Owned!"
by Tomsoma March 01, 2004
Generic gaming slang referring to a scenario where a player or any other target is destroyed or significantly damaged in a very efficient manner. Often used to refer to a humiliation.
"Haha you owned that guy big time"
by James Trainor December 29, 2005
Have possession over something or someone.
The New Orleans Saints and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers owns the Chicago Bears. I own the Bears, they are my b-----s.
by Saints October 12, 2003
To kick MAJOR ass at something
"OH, I owned at the football game," said Marshall Faulk
by Saniseiscool March 24, 2009
word most often used by 12 year old boys playing Counter strike after school. These kids have no lives and will never see a girls boobies in his life. In a sense, they are the ones being owned.
I was owned by Slayer69 last night in aztec. Of course he had hax so i wasnt worried about my rank in {ChuN00b}clan. Wanna get on IRC?
by Jonathan Wilson November 19, 2004
To be completely and wholly dominated, usually through some form of violence or physical action, without contest, in a very short amount of time. The person being owned is almost always caught unaware. Often shouted out loud by viewing audience.
Zidane owned Materazzi with a headbutt in front of approximately two billion people during the World Cup.
by eDs101 July 11, 2006

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