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Owned is when you get humiliated by someone.
man : i decided i love you and i wanna marry you more then anything.
women: nop, looser.
me: owned!
by MisterFatass April 02, 2009
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- To get busted by someone.
- To get caught red handed.
- To get beat down physically or verbally.
- To get beat at a game of some kind.
- To get mocked out so hard, that you can never show your face in public ever again, leaving you with only one means of socialization: the internet.
MAN!!!! You got fuckin' OWNED, biotch!
by goldtoofblingbling November 06, 2004
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(v) To be outplayed, outfought, out-talked, etc. by another person, esp. one whom is considered your nemesis.
After the 2008 SuperBowl, Tom Brady is now owned by the Manning family. He is the Manning family's bitch.
by WigOnAStick July 23, 2008
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Gamer term:
Beaten, lost, defeated, corpse-humped into a bloody stump.
"OMG WTF you got owned by teh n00b?"
by Michael M. July 19, 2004
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To be placed under the dominion of another.
Excuse me, sir, but I believe that you just got owned.
by KingOfIthaca April 23, 2007
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Meaning you got told or someone or something showed you up. It's a word over-used my immature teenagers. Mostly while playing video games, but sometimes it's said randomly.
Old lady slips on ice and falls.
Boy: Haha! OWNED!!
Old lady: How?
Boy: Dude, the ice totally owned you.
by BlameitChick January 02, 2011
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Owned:
Total and undeniable dominance to make them ones bitch. To dominate the person completely, to humiliate them, to be physically or mentally disgraced. Defeated, lost, humiliated, possessed, treated as an inferior, forced to be submissive to the greed and selfishness of their owner. Mentally controlled and brainwashed serving the self-centered greediness of others. Unloved and beaten down physically and mentally only to service their owner, defeated and stripped of their free will, used as the owners property. Conquered, captured, forced to comply to demands with no will of your own. Becoming an owned thing. Having your free will utterly destroyed. Having your dignity crushed and dominated used by the owner(s). Having your own wants and desires Paralyzed to the point of having no free will or desires of your own – entering a state of mental immobility and giving your life over to
the owner to be dominated and let them do with you as they want as time and your life rush by never to be seen again, gone forever as you are constantly used by them to satisfy their vicious greed. Never to be truly Loved again.. Becoming the bitch of someone after being totally dominated or embarrassed by them. Total demoralization of someone usually in public. The person who is owned must submit to being humiliated, and used as a fool. They must stand by as the owner(s) brag about how they control and use the owned bitch.
his bitch wife is now his owned property.
by gallant one January 15, 2010
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