Owened

A fusion of the words Owen and owned. Generally speaking, the result of one individual being completely wrong in any given situation and someone else (either named Owen, or with Owenesque qualities) calling them out on it, thus exposing the individual's lack of knowledge, and surplus of foolishness. Can also be used to expose lack of skill, wit, and/or anywhere else the word owned could be used.

Robert: Hey guys! Have you heard of Sacred 2?
Vince: No.
Owen: Umm.. I've heard of it. Refresh my memory again?
Robert: It's amazing!
*notices Owen's MacBook*
Robert: Oh.. you have a Mac. Sacred 2 is only for PC... Nevamind.
Owen: Well.. Technically Sacred 2 is for Windows, which I do happen to have installed on a partition on my Mac.
Robert: But you can't run Windows games on your Mac!
Owen: Uh.. Yes, I can. If I have Windows, I can run Windows applications.. including Sacred 2 if I really wanted to.
Robert: ...
Vince: Owned.
Owen: N-no... Owened.
*walks away*

by -ONEis- March 31, 2009

Owened

When a mean safety guy gives you grief

I totally got owened today. I hate OTB

by Facemre December 9, 2020

Owened

Hollywood douchebags that try to kill themselves because they have obtained everything but death in life.

Why don't you go Owened yourself.

by hardon69 September 6, 2007

Owening

Stronger than an 'own'. Stronger even than a 'pwn'. Owening is the ultimate domination of any activity or just life in general. Including but not limited to: Video games, smuggling peas, tonsil hockey with the ladies, Destroying random ships with the swing of your sword, growing some mean facial hair or just jamming out on the raddest sparkle ridden green guitar.

Chris Dane Owens holds the world record for the most consecutive and numerous Owenings.

by HotToTrottOcelot November 30, 2009

Owen

A guy who is very loving. He is tall with dark hair and cares deeply for his loved ones. Everyone wants to be around him because he is smart, funny, athletic, and sexy. He is normally shy but once you get to know him he is the coolest person you could ever meet. You're lucky to know an Owen. If you know one, never let him go because he is very nice and will always be there for you.

Wow! Look at that guy! He's gotta be an Owen!

I wish I knew an Owen!

by all-American- July 7, 2014

Owen

Owen is the type of person to always joke around. He never fails to act like a gentleman when he needs to, and has to have a little twist to it. But, he's hurt. He let his past get the better of him. He let's the stuff that he couldn't save haunt his dreams and makes him feel like he could of done something to help. But he's strong. He is one of the most strongest people I know. He never fails to bring a smile to everyone's faces. Especially mines. When he talks to anyone they all just stare in 'aw' because of how interesting he is. He also such a smart person. And if your his girlfriend then your lucky. He treats you like you're the only girl for him. He cares, (a lot) but in a cute way. He always let's you know how much he loves you and even gives you reasons as to why. He'll never believe that he's handsome but, Owen is one handsome devil ;). But, Overall. Owen is someone you can trust, with all your little secrets. He never judges you for who you are and will love you for who you are too. And he'll always make sure that you know. Owen is someone that you could never replace. He is someone who will never be replaced, Even though he has all these flaws. He's still an amazing person and still has a beautiful heart (even though he can be a bit of an asshole sometimes). Owen I hope you know who this is, If you don't I'm gonna be super duper mad (na I won't) I love you cutie

Me: I love you
Owen: I love me too

by idkkora December 16, 2017

Owen

The type of guy that will do anything for the girl he loves. Owen will make a girl feel like a princess, he is a girl's "dream guy". He makes a girl very lucky to have him. When he loves, he loves with all his heart and, in return, is adored by the one he loves. Owen is the guy that a girl would want to spend her whole life with.

I Love Owen.

by Beb October 29, 2012