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An ogre/cave dwelling mammal. The Owen is a huge mama's boy, it is often thought that an owen breast feeds until puberty. It grows facial hair at the ripe age of 3 and tends to keep it through out the rest of it's life to hide it's ogre like appearance. The Owen is often overweight. It survives on pickles and ranch dressing. Unlike other ogres The Owen has yet to to find his fiona. It often makes bad choices in purchasing vehicles and is oblivious to the fact that they are complete garbage. The Owen's favourite past times are watching house, taking 2 hour craps, awkwardly grunting at random moments, and mumbling nonsense. If you give The Owen a couple drinks he turns into the toughest man around, (so he thinks). 100% of the time The Owen turns gay at the age of 30.
An Owen must of raided our fridge!, all our pickles and ranch dressing are gone!
by ImNotAnOwen! December 08, 2010
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'owen' is a term used to describe one with great influence and great natural charisma. Often used interchangably with the words pimp, 1337 and omnipotent. The term is also used to describe immaculate performance in bed.
1) Snoop Dogg is such an owen

2) I'd say God is fairly owen

3) Ohhhhhh shit, that lorry just totally went all owen on that hedgehog

4) He was so owen i couldn't walk properly for days
by Jane button April 01, 2007
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A boy who doesn't know what he has until it's gone. He doesn't know the effects of his actions. He's wuite attractive. Normally tall/average and average weight. He is loved by some and hated by some but those who love him really, really care about him. No one really knows his feelings and the people who really care about him try to figure him out but he's always sending mixed signals. He's irresponsible and immature. But, he is fun ro be around. Always cracking jokes. Smart. But, a jerk. Needs to get his crap together before the people who love him get tired of him and all the shit he puts people through. Causes others frequesnt pain, unintentionally. But, he is charming. And the people who love him, are in fact- head-over-heels suckers who love him.
Owen ditched me today.
by iknownames June 19, 2011
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The type of guy that will do anything for the girl he loves. Owen will make a girl feel like a princess, he is a girl's "dream guy". He makes a girl very lucky to have him. When he loves, he loves with all his heart and, in return, is adored by the one he loves. Owen is the guy that a girl would want to spend her whole life with.
I Love Owen.
by Beb October 29, 2012
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1. a term used to define an insane WoW tauren chief.

2. commonly referred to as a monstrously large penis able to projectile spermatazoa approximately 3 gazillion feet.

3. a dude totally gunna be sucked off by Lottie Rees.
Lottie: shiit, he's got an owen
Owen: suuuuck it!! :)
by daa wanksta massif May 19, 2008
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A straight pimp like that!!
Owen is a straight pimp like that!! OH yaa Thats Gangstah!
by Youknow Myname July 05, 2006
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and awsome guy who everybody loves and has a huge penis and the girls love them
Owen: hey 3 girls asked me out today

guy:nice!
by coolio0 April 08, 2011
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Owen- a name for a man who has a van with a double mattress in the back and a disco ball.
Hey that van is parked outside a school
Must be Owens
by klate access April 11, 2011
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