In Hefting, an Owen occurs when two or more Hefters attempt to Heft another simultaneously when the Heftee is out of the bed Hefting another and, thus, the Hefters attempting to Heft them end up fighting each other instead. Due to this, the Owen (the absent Heftee) has essentially hefted three or more people without laying a finger on more than one.
2) I'd say God is fairly owen
3) Ohhhhhh shit, that lorry just totally went all owen on that hedgehog
4) He was so owen i couldn't walk properly for days
2. commonly referred to as a monstrously large penis able to projectile spermatazoa approximately 3 gazillion feet.
3. a dude totally gunna be sucked off by Lottie Rees.
Owen: suuuuck it!! :)