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Owen pomroy is an obsessive of people of the female origin he blatantly masturbates over A3 pictures of girls, he has the smallest dick in the world some say he doesnt have one, also when playing xbox his dad sneaks up on him with a baseball bat and beats him
woah dave is obsessing with that girl what an owen pomroy
by thatreally cool guy December 13, 2012

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